there after we'll refer to this as the fouth and 
fourteenth incident
immortalized in microfiche, barcoded documents
saw you sweating on the corner you were sucking off a 
soda
sticky summer in the bario, didn't really think that he 
could be a romeo
his friends busted in screamin rodeo

thereafter we'll refer to this as the last time you 
attempt to kiss
some fairy bear you've barely met, put your lips on his 
leather vest
the mechanical bull is rubbing right though the wool of 
your pantleg
the linedance starts, it pounds long with your heart and 
you're stranded
his roommates came out, they came from under the couch 
and they jumped in

i laid down with the lions but they're way too lame
i went down on the tigers but they're way too tame
i know that you're scared, but i suggest you go back to 
the bears
your kisses taste just like skoal bandits
you're minty fresh and fucking gorgeous