Les:

I'm going down to South Park,

Gonna have myself a time.

Stan/Kyle together:

Friendly faces everywhere,

Humble folks without temptations.

Les:

Going down to South Park,

Gonna leave my woes behind.

Cartman:

Ample parking day or night,

people shouting "HOWDY NEIGHBOR"!

Les:

Headin' on up to South Park,

Gonna see if I can't unwind.

Kenny(mumbles):

I like girls with big, fat titties,

I like girls with big vaginas.

Les:

So come on down to South Park

And meet some friends of mine.