You gotta have boobs
If you want to impress tycoons and rubes
You need boobs to fill out a sweater
You need two but three might be better

You gotta be packed
You've gotta be stacked
Individually fed
For with boobs you can start a romance off
Make a man stand right up and take his... hat off
You've gotta have boobs
B-O-O-B-S

Some push 'em up
Some stick 'em out
Some leave 'em flappin' in the breeze
Some tie then down because if they don't
They would hang out to their knees

You've gotta have boobies
If you want men to offer diamonds and rubies
Even a tennis player would knock his balls out
For a chick who fills each cup until it falls out

Big, small, medium, or oversized
They are in favor cause it’s merchandise
You've gotta have boobs
B-O-O-B-S

I have enough, thank you
And some have too much
And some could stand a whole lot more
Some are like watermelons
And some are like grapes
And some are like knobs upon the door

Some men are leg men and some are behind men
But if he's a boobs man even a blind man'll find 'em
You've gotta have boobs
B-O-O-B-S

Now stay kind to your flat-chested friends
Tomorrow she may be bigger than you are, the bitch
She starts out with A-cup and winds up with E-cup
Silicon's sillicon’s, sillicon’s are a girl's best friend.