In an aeroplane

I was flying

Just a flight attendant guy

I can be clumsy

And I stumbled

Out the door into the sky!



Now I am falling through the air

Wind and regret flow through my hair

All I can do right now is stare

Down at the ocean!



SUDDENLY!

There's a ring on my cellphone!

I PICK IT UP!

It's the Angel of Death

And he says

"What's up?"

I say

"What is it this time?"

And he's like

"Well, hello, goodbye, I'll see you in hell!

He can be like that sometimes

He's such a nut!

So I sniggered and said,

"I'd love to, but

Gravity's calling, I've got some falling to do!"



I'm in a state of shock but it's something new!

I guess it all depends on your point of view!

It's true!



This is boring

Yes I'm falling

But it's taking quite a while

My destination is impending

Might aswell go out in style

I put my arms up to the skies

Whistle a tune and close my eyes

Trying to briefly realize

Perpetual motion



SUDDENLY!

Giant tentacles rise

From the open sea!

And with total percision

They lasso me!

It's a montrous squid and he saved my life

But I am too, freaked out to be nice,

So I tell him the truth that I'd rather fall

No offense but atleast it's predictable

Gotta stop stalling,

I've got some falling to do

I'm probably gonna die but it's something new

I guess it all depends on your point of view

It's true!



[guitar solo]