I'm adequately exceptional 

I'm gradually professional 

At being mentally deficient 



I'm a shrewd as a sap 

With an astute mental gap 

Occasionally I can be consistent 



I'm a fool I'm a flop I'm a failure 

But you should never judge a book by its colour 

Cos there's a heart that beats inside of me 



I'm an educational intellect 

Quite exceptional in-fact perfect 

At being the remedial brainless dunce 



I'm a success at loosing 

I'm obvious when confusing 

I'm always asked for my opinion once 



So I'm a fool I'm a flop I'm a failure 

You should never judge a book by its cover 

Cos there's a heart that beats inside of me 



I'm a popular hit with the in crowd 

A regular wit to be with and loud 

I'm a busy active unsociable recluse 



I'm an irresistible reject 

With an formidable defect 

Sexually I'm celebate not in use 



I'm a fool, I'm a flop, I'm a failure 

But you should never judge a book by its cover 

Cos there's a heart that beats inside of me 

a heart that beats inside of me 

a heart that beats inside of me