Some might get it, some may not

some might say that I've got brilliant stories to tell

nevermind they're real or fake

I love to tell a novel about me on a boat

spending time with topless chicks

and having a couple drinks with osama and don king 


I relate to places that I've never seen before

describing things that I don't even know


I'm a stuntman, I'm a thief

I'm whatever you would like me to be, so my friend

try to smoke my cigarette

it's easy to make the girls fall in love

whisper them a story about me and a shark

and how we got engaged when I fell down from that wave


I've got a second name I never told anyone

4 are the letters, it's spelled L. I. A. and R.


LIAR


that's what I am

but I don't really mind at all

my point of view is far from you


you're my audience, I'm the show

please don't turn away back home, I've got another lie:

for a year I've been a spy (der)

taking off if you know what I mean

I'm all right in a hall of fame

I'm never gonna tell 

what a jerk I really am


the main reason why I do all this shit

is to get to another truth

you won't be able to dispute


I love to tell a novel about when I was young

robbing banks with a gun 

so 1, 2, 3

will someone set me free


...but I don't know who I am