I created something funky fresh and funky new

Brothers started playing monkey see and monkey do

Honky dory check the funky story

As I punch a brother in face and watch him fall to the floor

See the blood dripping from his nose 'cause he imitated

Now he got me irritated 'cause his style is overrated

Not to mention overdone yet he's making mad funds

From the people at the record company with the lack of eardrums

Some are fair to the public

But many employ trendy rappers with a gimmick to get with it

Until next year when whole trend changes

Group is fucked and stuck with an image to rearrange

It's derranged: us kids with originality

Can't get a record deal because of technicalities

Instead do the same old same old Marky Mark and

His funky crew, monkey see: monkey do



It's sick

Flick a booger on the face, fuck it I'm coming with lyrical mace

In the place 'cause Miami bass bullshit bumps trunks

But does nothing for the mind, I'm here to expand, damn

Pass the flan, Duckman, shit's about to hit the fan

Boom, what an odoriferous aroma

Rappers talking shit from New York to Tacoma

Mackframa what? Your mama, laminate the fakes and break

Beats on the floor when they shatter on the wack rappers

Crappers.  Rappers talking trash like a disposer

I dis the posers: for sure I'm flowing so...

Stumbling and mumbling words

Nouns, predicates, adjectives, verbs

All is in the structure of the vocabulary

It's scary but not Scary-us, hairy bust

Hairy arms, catch the funky pit

Monkey see, monkey do, monkey shit



Copy cat rhymers are like copy cat killers

Never the real thing, 'cause they could never fill the

Shoes that I left even though my feet are small

The funk that I leave behind makes me seem tall

With every line that I drop I pop an emcee's bubble

He's in serious trouble when Shaggy says "On the double, Scooby"

I'm not a car you can't lube me, even though i'm groovy

I'm not the Brady Bunch so like the Doobies get a clue, G

Otis Redding sat on the dock of the bay

But Dwayne was the first man to say "Hay hay hay"

What's that got to do with anything, nothing much

But emcees that be chilling getting hot to the touch

It never impressed me to see a talented brother

Sell out and go hardcore talking this that and the other

With the fucked up outfits looking like Punky Brewster

Monkey see her, monkey do her, monkey screwed her