but mine is really bossy
I come home from a day on the golf course
and I find all these messages
scribbled on wrinkled up scraps of paper
And they say thing like:
Why don't you get a real job?
Or:  You and what army?
Or:  Get a horse.
And then I hear this voice
comin from the back of my head  Uh huh
(Whoa-ho)  Yep!  It's my brain again
And when my brain talks to me, he says:

Take me out to the ballgame
Take me out to the park
Take me to the movies
Cause I love to sit in the dark
Take me to Tahiti
Cause I love to be hot
And take me out on the town tonight
Cause I know the new hot spot.  He says:

Babydoll!  Ooo oo oo Babydoll  Ooo  He says:
Babydoll!  I love it when you come when I call
Babydoll!  You don't have to talk I know it all
Babydoll!  Ooo oo oo Babydoll  Ooo

Well I'm sitting around trying to write a letter
I'm wracking my brains trying to think
of another word for horse
I ask my brain for some assistance.
And he says:  Huh...Let's see...How about  cow?
That's close.  He says:

Take me out to the ballgame
Take me out to the park
Take me to the movies
Cause I love to sit in the dark
Take me to your leader
And I say:  Do you mean George?
And he says:  I just want to meet him
And I say:
Come on I mean I don't even know George!
And he says:

Babydoll!  Ooo oo oo Babydoll  Ooo  He says:
Babydoll!  I love it when you come when I call
Babydoll!  You don't have to talk  I know it all
Babydoll!  Ooo oo oo  Babydoll  Ooo

Babydoll!  Babydoll!  Ooo oo oo
Babydoll!  Babydoll!  Ooo oo oo
Babydoll!  Babydoll!  Ooo oo oo

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