Theory whispers in my ear, I came with a great big bang

Just a cell, no lungs or brain, a little floating thing

I got better later on with limbs and hair to comb

I had a lot of trees to climb, whith new limbs I began to roam



Can you see that they are making a

monkey out of you and me?



Mother evolution

It's the only way to explain their confusion

Mother evolution

Guessing their way into this delusion

Mother evolution

Making claims without resolution

Mother evolution

The greatest minds with no solution



In the sky I'll learn to fly, then cuise beneath the waves

I'll build a house right on the moon, I no longer need to breathe

As time grows I'll get more legs and exchange my nose for a trunk

I'm getting faster day by day, someday I'll be the perfect hunk