Larry The Cable Guy
Larry The Cable Guy - Twisted Christmas Carols songtekst
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These are famous Christmas Carols I know it aint Christmas but i'm goin to do these Christmas carols these is good american patriotic christmas carols and god bless america and thanks for comin so: Get a job you bum bum bum Money don't grow on trees you bum bum bum. Silent farts Deadly farts All was calm Not fer long Oh come on illegal foreigners Come and get dem green cards And learn some damn english And den how to drive I wish my mother-in-law get hit by a car I wish my mother-in-law get hit by a car I wish my mother-in-law get hit by a car So I don't have to hear her Bitch Blue balls Blue balls Its dollar night at the titty club See them dance, on my pants Soon it will be bathroom time You better watch out, I think she's a guy I aint quite sure but somethin aint right Hilary Clinton's comin to town Donny the Retard had an eight pound water head He was five-foot three And he said to me My name's Donny The first queer Santa Claus Wore red-leather chaps And a pair of white shorty-shorts that had a hole in the back I pissed my pants The toilet was just too far I drunk too much damn beer I tried to hold it in But my bladder just gave in And i pissed right through my drawers Right through my Wrangler drawers I pissed, I pissed my Wrangler drawers Git r dun everybody! Thanks a lot! come back and see me again Thank you!