To Wind The Tongue Just A Bitch In Heat Menfolks Just Can't Even See My
 Fifty Puppies And Tits To My Knees Stretch Marks Hair Like Grease Just A Bitch
 In Heat Yeah I Want It So Bad I'm Howlin' And All You Dogs Sniffin' Butts
 Outside Don't Need It Half As Much As Me Dachshunds And St Bernards Going
 Mad In My Front Yard Big And Small I'll Have 'em All Just A Bitch In Heat
 Menfolks Just Can't Conceive I'm At The Mercy Of Chemistry Every Spring You
 Get Itchy Feet Ain't Nothin' Compared To This Heat I'm Honey In Heat With
 Nothin' To Do 'cept Wait Around For Mutts Like You Guess I'm Just An Easy
 Lay Until The Day They Get Me Yeah I Want It So Bad I'm Howlin' And All You
 Dogs Sniffin Butts Outside Don't Need It Half As Much As Yeah I Want It So
 Bad I'm HowlIn' And All You Dogs Sniffin Butts Outside Don't Need It Half As
 Much As Me