I woke up this mornin'

Didn't recognize the man in the mirror

Then I laughed, and I said, "Oh silly me, that's just me."

Then I proceeded to brush some stranger's teeth

But they were my teeth, and I was weightless

Just quiverin' like some leaf come in the window of a restroom

I couldn't tell you what the hell it was supposed to mean

But it was a Monday, no a Tuesday, no Wednesday, Thursday, Friday

Then Saturday came around, and I said,

"Who's this stupid clown blockin' the bathroom sink?"



All he ever wanted was to be someone in life that was just like

All I want is to just have fun

Live my life like a son of a gun

I could be one thousand miles away but still mean what I say

Then I woke up one mornin'

Didn't recognize the man in the mirror

Then I laughed, and I said, "Oh silly me, that's just me."

Then I proceeded to not comb some stranger's hair

Never was my style

But I couldn't tell you what the hell it was supposed to mean

'Cause it was a Monday, no a Tuesday, no Wednesday, Thursday, Friday

Then Saturday came around and I said,



"Who's this stupid clown blockin' the bathroom sink?"

But he was sportin' all my clothes

I gotta say pretty pimpin'



All he ever wanted was to be a man

But he was always a little too cute to be admitted under marbles lost

He was always a thousand miles away while still standin' in front of your face

Then he woke up this mornin'

Didn't recognize the boy in the mirror

Then laughed and said, "Oh silly me, that's just me."

Then I proceeded to brush some stranger's teeth

But they were my teeth, and I was weightless

Just quiverin' like some leaf come in the window of a restroom

And I couldn't tell you what the hell it was supposed to mean

'Cause it was a Monday, no a Tuesday, no Wednesday, Thursday, Friday

Then Saturday came around, and I said,

"Who's this stupid clown blockin' the bathroom sink?"

But he was sportin' all my clothes

I gotta say pretty pimpin'

I woke up this mornin', didn't recognize the boy in the mirror

I woke up this mornin', didn't recognize the boy in the mirror

I woke up this mornin', didn't recognize the boy in the mirror

I woke up this mornin', didn't recognize the boy in the mirror

I woke up this mornin', didn't recognize the boy in the mirror

I woke up this mornin', didn't recognize the boy in the mirror