a loose hair flying on the wind  landed on my head and 
found itself a twin they were both my hair both my hair 
but one of them was older than the other by a hair cut us 
down they said let us off this ride it's overpopulation 
we're just one in a million they cried 'i'll jump off' a 
little one threatened 'us too' the rest joined in it was 
mutiny i say mutiny i say i offered benefits if they 
would all just stay cut us down they said let us off this 
ride it's overpopulation we're just one in a million they 
cried