This is a story of a dog, y'all
... a famous dog, a nasty dog, a dirty dog, a stanky dog, a status dog, a horny dog.
Check it out y'all
Here it comes
Its da horny man
I went to my jacket, I come to get naked, so can you get wit it, and honey can i hit it?
Cuz I'm da horny man and I love to hit skins.
See, I got a jim hot, so its safe to go in
Gettin hot like a toaster, posin on yr poster.
Come and take a ride on my my love roller coaster
Zoomin and woomin, divin like scuba
I'm hittin mad skins like my man Graham Puba
Now everybody loves me cuz I got a lotta flavor and
plus i'm best known for my sexual behavior
I'm hung like a hanger, the green weed slanger
And like the hit squad, I'm a status head banger
Addictive like a drug, all you need is a hug, and you can be loved.
So honey catch the vibe, cz its the one to be on, with more nicknames than Neon Dion
Sanders, Primetime commin from Atlanta
I'm commin out the missle like the great Santana
So now I'm the hype, and I wanna be like Mike, never met a female that i didnt like
cuz I treat em like a prostitute
you know I knock da boot and if their man steps up, then I'm quick to Shoot!
I'm always packin, never lackin what I'm mackin
I come for rilla yr actin like yr crackin!
Kickin out da flava, call me flava mackolicious
and I keep a lotta bitches cuz they say that I'm delicious.
I be dippin and divinand stirrin it like coffee.
Excuse me Mr. Saki, but yr girlfriend won't get off me
Cuz I'm hard like a rock
Tearin up the block with a 9mm glock and a 10 ft cock
produce dope hits, I love big tits and plus I'm all that and a hot bowl of grits
Well, a buck and 3 quarters, fathers hid your daughters cuz
I'm runnin through em like my name is Ricky Waters
Imma dip, and grove, and do a spin move, lie smooth, but I aint got shit to prove!
i'm gettin lovew at the pub like Sam Malone,and I mane a bitch moan when its time to bone
cuz I melt em like butter, word to the mother and you know I wanna get hung my brotha!
22 gram, much love to the klan
Peace out fromtda motha fuckin horny man!!

Yeah dat shit was nice!
Its da horny man!
I'm da horny man!

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