Kool Moe Dee

Kool Moe Dee - Go See The Doctor songtekst

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I was  walking down the street  rocking my beat
 Clapping my hands and stomping my feet
 I saw a little lady so neet and petite
 So was so sweet  yes I wanted to meet
 So I asked this lady could I take her out
 We could wine and dine and we could talk about
 The birds and the bees in my waterbed
 And you could treat me like a Buddha and bow your head
 We continued to talk, and before you knew it
 We were at my house and it was time to do it
 As soon as I finished, I lost my poise
 Ran outside and told all my boys
 I said "Listen up fellas, come over here, bust it"
 They said "Did you get it?" I said "Yeah," they said "How was it?"
 The poontang was dope and you know that I rocked her
 But three days later, go see the doctor

 I rocked her to the left, rocked her to the right
 She felt so good, hugged me so tight
 I said "Good night"
 Three days later...
 Woke up fussing, yelling and cussing
 Drip drip dripping and puss puss pussing
 I went to the bathroom and said "Mama mia!"
 I'm a kill that girl next time I see her
 The madder I got, the more I reminice
 Why is my thing thing burning like this?
 Well I remember the first day I saw that girl
 I just couldn't wait to rock her world
 I said "Hey good looking, what you got cooking?"
 What have I done stuck my dick in?
 Now I know why her ex-boyfriend Dave
 Calls her Mrs. Microwave
 Cause she was hotter than an oven and I had to learn
 The hard way stay in the microwave too long you get burned
 But the poontang was dope and you know that I rocked her
 But three days later, go see the doctor

 I went to the doctor's office, I said "What have I got?"
 He said "Turn around boy and take this shot"
 I looked at him like he was crazy, and I said "What?"
 Ain't nobody sticking nothing in my butt
 He turned and said in a real deep voice
 "Have it your way, if that's your choice
 And I'll put it down if you want me to put it
 But don't blame me if it turns into a foot
 Extending from the middle of your body
 And the next time you see your cute hottie
 You won't be able to screw, the only thing you can do
 Is just kick her, so go take karate"
 As I turned around to receive my injection
 I said "Next time I'll use some protection"
 If I see another girl and I get an erection
 I'm walking in the other direction
 Cause I don't wanna do the sick sick dance
 So I'm keeping my prick inside my pants
 And if I see another girl and I know I can rock her
 Before I push up I'll make her go see the doctor
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Auteur: Moe Dewese

Componist: ?

Publisher: Zomba Recording Corporation

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Uitgegeven in: 1987

Taal: Engels

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