It's your birthday drink your pee take off your shirt day

Captain noodle saves the day day

Silly little chicken headed super hero laff loud manchild

Doesn't need a push today gets to make a wish today

Shaneena neeneena nay it's your birthday



Twenty five and eleventeen and sometimes people are really mean

They'll stab you in the back and they'll punch you in the eye

They'll spit in your coffee and then laff when you cry

But me I would never purposely hurt you

I might give you a wet willie and a noogie or two

You are my brother from another mother

Even when we argue we still love each other



It's your birthday drink your pee take off your shirt day

Captain noodle saves the day day

Silly little chicken headed super hero laff loud manchild

Doesn't need a push today gets to make a wish today

Shaneena neeneena nay it's your birthday



Eleventeen and twenty five is a super duper long time to be alive

But you and me we've had our fun

Think of all the wacky crazy messed up things we've done

Like mp2k rock and rollin trying to be nice

Singin dancin pissin pants avoiding pubic lice

Remember the time we saw kenny g he wanted to hump you

That's what he told me



It's your birthday drink your pee take off your shirt day

Captain noodle saves the day day

Silly little chicken headed super hero laff loud manchild

Doesn't need a push today gets to make a wish today

Shaneena neeneena nay shaneena nee nee no nee no baby

Shaneena nee nee no nay!

It's your birthday