On the floor parody from key of awesome (on the floor by j-Lo and Pitbull

J-Lo my name ain't on the list,
come down here 
and tell em I'm with you
It's a new infestation
This is Wow Wow Wubsy
of Bridge and tunnel people
get off the floor drunky lay
on your side dummy
let me introduce you
to the skanks and douche bags in
the soul destroying line at the club
I'm confused (confused)
and I don't really know when i get off the train(train)
which exit to use(use)
drives me insane they all look the same (same)
which one do I choose(choose)
my GPS is a big ole mess and ruined my shoes(shoes)
I tripped and fell on my ass
and all the children laughed
now i got a big bruise (bruise)
what the hell did i do
to deserve this abuse, damn?
ple ple please
check the list again
I gotta go meet my friend Dolly

If you ain't fabulous you will be ignored
when dancing be aware of people with sores
I think we need a clean up in isle four
point and laugh at the poor
they can't get in the door
Pits stink when the creeps put their drinks up
leave your dignity and shame at the door
squeeze your size 10 butt into a size four
so many tools here it's like a hardware store
the roofies, the guidos, dancing like they're spastic
the stinky cheap cologne, the sexual harassment.. Dali
piss your cash away on twenty dollar cosmos
at the club
pick up your phone J-Lo.  It's Pitbull again LLamame
trust me when i say you'll never
bang the shot girl at the club
now if I don't get inside I wont't...Dalai
I've got such a big butt that when I dance it hits the floor
yo true dat i can hear that big badonkadonk from outside
la la la la i don't feel like writing lyrics anymore 
falalalalal
this is whack son i'm getting pissed
I'm about to give this mothertrucker my fist
I ain't asking for permission man I insist
ahhh dude you're breakin my wrist
o wow ow wow ow that hurts
why you gotta go and get blood on my shirt
I ain't never been a fighter
but I am a lover
fine you win I'll pay the cover
I finally got inside now its time to do the bootie slap
this is the last call for alcohol, ya'll ( say what)
the night is over
it's time for me to go and take a nap
J_Lo Que paso? I'm outside para tres horas en la linea.
esta muy frio all. Por que me tratas asi J_Lo