My momma told me when you write a song you don't have to be original

Just mash up parts of other melodies like "Express Yourself" and "Waterfalls"

Hey hey hey

If someone notices and tries to sue. You can claim that it's just an homage.

Then make a video with whips and chains it's kooky sci fi gay pride collage

I'm running out of ideas, my dress is made of tortillas

I'm on my last leg baby, I got nothing to say

I'm on a hamster wheel, So I'll beg borrow and steal

Now I'm grasping at straws, what If I bang Santa Clause



When you don't know what to say

Just display more T&A

Check out my butt while I walk away



Everyone is super gay

Gay gay gay everyday

Hey wait, did I mention that I'm down with gays



Don't be a rainbow be a flag

Don't drink the tea just lick the bag



Don't be shovel be a hoe

Goddamn my voice is really low

I just don't know what to do anymore What if I roll around with goo on the floor

This feels disgusting and its really cold, Sometimes its hard to be an attention whore

I have to cheer up this skeleton cus I convinced him to rip off his skin

It's hard to tell if he's still mad at me because when he frowns it looks like a grin

Don't go for second best ba...

Wait that's the song I ripped off maybe I am second best.

Copy Madonna so much

I think I'm losing my touch

I think I'll just put on mom jeans and a Gap sweater vest

The only thing left to do

Is to just start boring you

I'm going to shop at Kohls for some sensible shoes