I walked in, there sat Slim
Cleaning up his memory with some sapphire gin
Mr. Pain grabbed my arm and pulled me aside
And said, "Kid, are you ready for the wild ride?"

I looked up, there she stood
I say, didn't look so great, I say you look good
Oh, she took her hand, ran it up my thigh
And said, "Cowboy, you ready for the wild ride?"

Come on now, junior, take a wild ride (wild ride)
See, can you make it on the wild ride? (wild ride)
Don't try no shaking on the wild ride (wild ride)
Things start breaking on the wild ride (wild ride)
Yes, it does

Out on the highway, I saw my mind
In tiny little pieces blown from side to side
My heart was shattered along with my pride
Guess you can't keep 'em on the wild ride

Come on now, junior, take a wild ride (wild ride)
See, can you make it on the wild ride? (wild ride)
Don't try no shaking on the wild ride (wild ride)
Things start breaking on the wild ride (wild ride)
Yeah, it does

I was crawling cross the floor, I was trying to leave
When I felt something tugging what was left of my sleeve
I heard a little voice with a gold plated vibe
Say, I bought a ticket for the wild ride

Come on now, junior, take a wild ride (wild ride)
See, can you make it on the wild ride? (wild ride)
Don't try no shaking on the wild ride (wild ride)
We just might break it on the wild ride (wild ride)

Come on now, junior, take a wild ride (wild ride)
See, can you make it on the wild ride? (wild ride)
Don't try no shaking on the wild ride (wild ride)
We just might break it on the wild ride (wild ride)