(university professors)
So you want to be a student at the university
here in Montpelier to get yourself a fine degree
we can make you a doctor just as long as you will see
we're in charge we run the show
we'll teach you all you need to know 
and more

we've been told you know the name of each and every star
but remember, boy, that will not get you very far
so don't waste our time and yours, no matter who you are 
we're the boss, we set the rules
yes we make wise men out of fools
or worse

but if you think it's all a game
and if you think you really being clever 
and if you think those books are all the same
we can only tell you that you never ever

be a proper student at the university
here in Montpellier and get yourself a fine degree
never be a doctor if you refuse to see
we're in charge we run the show
we'll teach you all you need to know
no more