Hey porcupine
Where on earth is your sharp ass wit today
Did it leave you with your drinking
I heard you've cleaned up and you're going back to 
school
What a shame

And hey
There's lots of time
25, an enlightened mind is okay
Did it please you to know that
I completed a show that's second rate
Well hooray

I don't call you any more
Oh hey porcupine
That's fine

Hey we've got tonight
So let's sit down and fix ourselves a plate
Did it please you to know that
I completed a show that doesn't pay
Well hooray

I don't call you any more
It's a difference in our fate
I don't call you any more
It's a difference in our taste
Oh hey porcupine
Hey porcupine
Hey porcupine
Hey porcupine