There he goes to pick some elements,
He's no use to you or me,
Infact he's an endangered species.

Round and round to see our useless friend,
He's got technology to send you round the bend,
He's no use to you or me,
Infact he's an endangered species,

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Mike Elephant, he knows where you live,
Mike Elephant, He doesn't give a toss
About you, he's a big discrace
Nobody can see his face.

Round and Round yes here we go again
Mikee and Chums are working hard again
He's no use to you or me,
Infact he's an endangered species.

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Guitar solo

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