I woke up this morning in a terrible mood

Now you talk about a woman treatin' a good man rude

She had me talkin' to myself gazin' at that mean ol' wall

She had another daddy waitin' down at the end of the hall

She changed with the weather like the leaves I recall

She blossoms in the spring but then she's gone in the fall

A two timin' woman with a heart of solid stone

She tells me that she loves me but her heart's a little undergrown



Well she drifts around the country like a steamboat on a foam

She said she'd never leave me but she got the urge to roam

She never changes course she just goes along that same ol' way

Well I hope she keeps a driftin' rolls back home someday

Cause if I ever find her gonna chain her to the floor

And tell her now sit there woman you ain't leavin' no more

I'm gonna tame you mama till you're eatin' from my hand

It ain't that I don't love you honey it's just to make you understand