You talk about the weather

Sun's out - it's gonna rain

It's gonna pour down. 

Take a drive - no car

Take walk - let's stay home

And fool around.



You talk about religion

Moses - Jezebel

Go to church - go to bed

Godspell - go to Hell

Why can't you talk dirty?

I like it, when you talk dirty



You talk about politics

White House - whore house

Revolution - prostitution

President - Mickey Mouse.



You talk about music

Chopin - too square

Heavy metal - too loud

Top twenty - who cares?

Why can't you talk dirty?

I like it, when you talk dirty.



Playboy, Mayfair, Penthouse - White House

Filthy naked poses - Moses

Masochism, sadism, lesbianism - communism

Suntan, striptease, can-can - Chopin. 



(Guitar Solo)



You talk about painting

Van Gough - kiss my, ear

Gaugin - go where?

Van Dyke - she's queer.



You talk about Shakespeare

Romeo - or Juliet

Dickens - good idea

Oliver Twist - not quite yet

Why can't you talk dirty?

I like it, when you talk dirty.



Playboy, Mayfair, Penthouse - White House

Filthy naked poses - Moses

Masochism, sadism, lesbianism - communism

Suntan, striptease, can-can - Chopin

Talk dirty, talk dirty

Talk dirty, talk dirty

Talk dirty, talk dirty