Right now I'm here slow dancing with a real bad chick,

and she's getting real frisky...

Right now I'm at the bar buying some fruity little drink cause she can't shoot the whiskey...

Right now I'm standing up behind her with a pool stickshowing her how to shoot a combo...



And I don’t know...



That she dug her keys into the side of my pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,

carved her name into my leather seats..

She took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,

slashed a hole in all 4 tires...



Maybe next time I'll think before I cheat...



Right now she standing up singing some 

ghetto version of Mariah karaoke...

Right now she's telling me that she's drunk

and I'm thinking I'm about to get lucky...

Right now I'm in here dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom polo...



But I don’t know...



That she dug her keys into the side of my pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,

carved her name into my leather seats..

She took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,

slashed a hole in all 4 tires...



Maybe next time I'll think before I cheat...



I might've saved a little trouble for the next girl,

because the next time that I cheat...



Oh, you know she might cheat on me.



Ohh...



'Cause she dug her keys into the side of my pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive,

carved her name into my leather seats..

She took a Louisville slugger to both headlights,

slashed a hole in all 4 tires...



Maybe next time I'll think before I cheat...



Ohh... before I cheat.