I sit here by myself

And you know I love it

You know I don't want someone

To come pay a visit



I wanna be by myself

I came in this world alone

Me myself I



I want to go to China

And to see Japan

I'd like to sail the oceans

Before the seas run dry



I wanna go by myself

I've just room enough for one

Me myself I



I wanna be a big shot

And have ninety cars

I wanna have a boyfriend

And a girl for laughs



But only on Saturdays

Six days to be alone

With just me myself I

Me myself and I

Just me myself I



Don't want to be the bad guy

Don't want to make a soul cry

It's not that I love myself

I just don't want company

Except me myself I