Billy Joe had a bumper sticker on the back of his beatup Chevrolet
Said "This truck eats fords for lunch." so I pulled up beside him my new mustang
I was just getting ready to say "Boy that trucks seen it's last meal"
But I was wanting to climb in that Chevy when I saw what was sitting behind that wheel

Morning sun found a new Mustang
Abandoned in a Walmart parking lot
Note on the seat said "Don't tow me away"
Didn't stop the gossip tongues from wagging
'Til next day somewhere around 3 o'clock
No telling what they're talking about
What's going 'round
It's too late to worry about that now

Where do men so big and bad learn all them words so sweet and soft
It made my world spin 'round so fast I thought it was gonna sling me off
Red mud on the fenders might have gave a clue as to where we'd been
And no one knows just what went on except the moon and me and him, yeah

Morning sun found a new Mustang
Abandoned in a Walmart parking lot
Note on the seat said "Don't tow me away."
Didn't stop the gossip tongues from wagging
'Til next day somewhere around 3 o'clock
No telling what they're talkin about
What's going 'round
It's too late to worry

Now that we come showing up
Rumors bouncing off of that truck
Just a let them stare at him and me
'Cause I don't care about anything but us

Morning sun found a new Mustang
Abandoned in a Walmart parking lot
Note on the seat said "Don't tow me away"
Didn't stop the gossip tongues from wagging
'Til next day somewhere round 3 o'clock
No telling what they're talking about
What's going 'round
But it's too late to worry about that now

Hey
Morning sun found a new Mustang
Abandoned in a Walmart parking lot