6 am I'm out of bed
I stumble through the haze
Ain't no coffee strong enough to get me through my day

One thing to another
There's no time to stop
I hit the ground a runnin' and keep runnin' til I drop

I'm taking care of everyone
Oh, my heads in a spin
I tried but I just don't remember signing up for this

Before I leave the house
I pack a diaper bag with clothes and snacks
Laptop, cell phone, find my keys,
Feed the dogs before I leave
Everybody's needs are my responsibility

It sure'd be nice to have somebody taking care of me, yeah

Why, why, why, why?
When I'm through with this life
I am gonna have a come to Jesus
You can guarantee
When I walk through those pearly gates
I am gonna have a talk with Eve

There's so many things that I can't begin to understand
The differences that are between a woman and a man
See woman they do twice the work and get half the pay

Men they climb the ladder while the women pave the way
They say we are the weaker s**, I'd have to disagree
I'd walk a mile in his shoes if he'd walk a half a mile in these

Why, why, why, why?
When I'm through with this life
I am gonna have a come to Jesus
You can guarantee
When I walk through those pearly gates
I am gonna have a talk with Eve

Botox, peels, exfoliate
We have the babies, lose the weight
Laundry, dishes, up all night
I try my best to get it right

Husband, kids, work all day
I got pms and pta
Find the thing my kid can't find
I need a drink but there's no time

So many things I have on my list
No wonder why at times Oh I can seem like such a... Witch

Why, why, why, why?
When I'm through with this life
I am gonna have a come to Jesus
You can guarantee
When I walk through those pearly gates
I am gonna have a talk with Eve

Ha ha ha, what was he thinking?