Everybody thinks to MC tough,
Your lyrics must be about negative stuff,
Go ravin, No-one's skankin'
Turn around I bet you some-one's shankin'

Jus 'cause we come from the gutter
We know about scrapin the bottom of the butter,
Don't mean we have to be sinners
Major labels don't want killers
Think,
Who's gonna sign a guy with a shank
Or a guy with a nine-mml
All you're gonna get is a 3-figure deal
You MC or rave and get a bill,
But that bill ain't gonna last,
It will go fast
And it might be the last shots for a while
So you won't have no dough for a while
Serious

To the beat
Jus bop your head to the beat
If you don't wanna dance to the beat
Just bop your head to the beat
If you don't wanna dance or Lean Back
Then bop your head to the beat
If you don't wanna dance to beat
Just bop your head to the beat

[Chorus: x2]
You're not SEROIUS
Don't say SERIOUS
'Cause I say SERIOUS
You wanna get SERIOUS
Let's get SERIOUS
You can't act SERIOUS
So don't say SERIOUS
About SEROIUS

Everbody says, That garage is top,
Cause it's cheap like Calipso or Tip-Top,
MC's turn UK Hip-Hop
Scared their debut album will flop,
I'm fluggin food like a chip-shop,
So I'll fall back on that If this flops,
Plus I got units so if shit pops,
Off through the cops,
Trust me I've got a lot

How comes, Every single MC is vex
But the whole point of MC-ing now a days is to get a reload on the decks,
Man will go to radio on Thursday
Even though it's his birthday,
He'll spit lyrics like it's the worst day in his life
It's not serious
Serious

Jus bop your head to the beat
If you don't wanna dance to the beat
Then bop your head to beat
If you don't wanna dance or do the vocal
Just bop your head to the beat
If you don't wanna dance to the beat
Just bop your head to the beat

[Chorus: x2]
You're not SERIOUS
Don't say SERIOUS
'Cause I say SERIOUS
You wanna get SERIOUS
Let's get SERIOUS
You can't act SERIOUS
So don't say SERIOUS
About SERIOUS

Everybody knows you're some goody-goody
That screw-face and that Roca-Wear hoody
Just ain't workin
Sorry Bredrin
I'm bars like Earz and you come like Woody

Look at my man biggin up his chest
Looks like he's tryin to grow some breast
Stop that, Before you get an arch-back
I don't know who my man's tryin to impress

Everybody know's that I shot Oz
And I make P shot Q's like Kano
Under my toungue is were they go
Shot him since Wiley had cane-row

To make dough you need sense
I still don't throw away five pence
One cat thought I was dense
Holdin me along some and he tryed to jump some fence

To the beat
Jus bop your head to the beat
If you don't wanna dance to the beat
Then bop your head to the beat
If you don't wanna dance or Signal The Plane
Just bop your head to the beat
If you don't wanna dance to the beat
Just bop your head to the beat

[Chorus: x2]
You're not SEROIUS
Don't say SERIOUS
'Cause I say SERIOUS
You wanna get SERIOUS
Let's get SERIOUS
You can't act SERIOUS
So don't say SERIOUS
About SERIOUS

SERIOUS-
Hope everybody takes something away with them from this lesson