They say you cant judge a man

Until you walked a mile in his shoes

So I stole your shoes

And I walked a mile in them

And I still wont consider you a friend



The shoes were a pair of Nikes

I do admit I liked these

White and navy blue



Your'e a dick in pretty shoes

I must say your'e a dick in pretty shoes

And I felt for the kid who had made them

Working his ass off for a loaf of bread

And for all I know that kid just might be dead!



They say you can't judge a man

Until you walked a mile in his shoes

Does that rule apply to a man who mostly walks barefoot

Of all my old hippie friends 

There is one that I can't stand

So I stole his shoes

And walked across the land



And now I'm gonna judge that man

Cause your'e a dick!

Thats your new title

For a boy so idle

For a boy so maginess



A hundred dollars and then

You'd kiss yourself if you had lips



I may not be Tom Cruise

But I've got a pair of pretty shoes

And I aint giving them back to you! 

No I aint giving them back to you!



I'm keeping this pair of pretty shoes!