You walked out and told the whole town we were over
And now you're scratching like a dog at my door 'cause you want back in
Your eyes are all red from apologizing,
But you ain't the only one here that's been lying
I've got a few little secrets of my own

Every time I smiled and said 'I loved your momma', I faked it
When I told you baby 'no need to lose weight'
Yeah, I was faking that too
And this one is really gonna blow your mind
Every time you thought that you were king of the night, surprise
That's right, I faked it

I think this might be the first time I've seen you speechless
Looking all confused, wondering if what I said was the truth
Well, a woman's mind is a complicated thing
Can't always believe everything you say, surprise
Hmm, I faked it

Every time you thought I ate your overcooked steak, I faked it
The dog ate it
I was yelling rock star when you were playing your guitar
Yeah, well, I was faking that too
Every time you thought that you were doing things right
I was just too tired to even put up a fight, surprise
That's right, I faked it

Oh yeah, oh yeah

Every time I smiled and said 'I loved your momma', I faked it
When I told you baby 'no need to lose weight' 
Yeah, I was faking that too
And this one is really gonna blow your mind
Every time you thought that you were king of the night, surprise
That's right, I might, have I?
Hmm, bye bye, I faked it