You sure are cool, a European jewel

I dig you most 

A letter came, it's not the same 

The ink was blue 

A relative stopped by to say he saw you, hey 

A walkin' down a lonesome town 

Some time ago 

He said you had a mouth so bad 

The lips were rotting off 

You dropped a tear to end his fear 

You seem quite well 

It's a long time spell 

I'm wondering where you got that infection 

There's bugs in my brain 

I can't feel any pain 

Just a shaking sha— 

[song ends abruptly]