My funny valentine, sweet comic valentine
You make me smile with my heart
Your looks are laughable, unphotographable
Yet, you're my favorite work of art

Is your figure less than Greek?
Is your mouth a little bit weak?
When you open it to speak, baby
I could smile

Don't change your hair for me, baby
Not if you care for me, baby
Stay my little valentine's, oh, please stay
Oh, oh, stay baby
'Cause each day is Valentines Day