I like cows, I think they're cute

Walkin' in their big cow suit

They give me milk, they give me cheese

They give me hoof and mouth disease

I like cows and that's no bull

Around the cowhouse, I got pull

If cream and butter ain't enough

She's got lots of udder stuff



Who gives me milk? Who gives me cheese?

Who gives me hoof and mouth disease?

I like to have my friends around

(But) I'll take cows when the chips are down



I dig the ducks down on the lake (quack quack quack)

They're fun to pet or roast or bake

They got no hair, and they got no teeth

Damp and fuzzy underneath



I think that worms are hard to beat

Got no ears and they got no feet

Pop 'em in the ice cube tray

Drop 'em and they ricochet



Who gives me milk? Who gives me cheese?

Who gives me hoof and mouth disease?

I like to have my friends around

(But) I'll take cows when the chips are down