Your gunna see hecka many weird freaks

erry day of the week at tha wall mart



your gunna see hecka-fied many weird doods

erry time u go to wall mart



(attention wall mart shoppers

we have a strict no loitering polocy

so if ur gunna hang out here for like five days straight,,,,

then do it out front the store not in the isle way)



if your in wall mart on a friday nite

look out for weirdoes speed freaks and tha like

they really dig the mcdonalds

and they love the neon lights



your gunna see some hary transvestites

shoppin for bikes at the wall mart



mexican families wearin their jammies

bringin their grammies to wall mart



pre-teen hoochies showin their kooshies

lookin for movies at the wall mart



attention wall mart shopper

today's special is a cow bell!

(uhh yeah feel the funk ya'll)

(uh hu uhh yeah wall mart)



it started by the ice cream

and it left a trail

two naked mexican babies in a cart

takin a leak at the wall mart



your gona see some crazy weird freaks

every day of the week at the wall mart



crazy wierd guys with bugged out eyes

tryin to talk to you in line at the wall mar



if you need groceries 

draino pets and potpori 

and your on meth amphetamines

in the middle of the night



if cowboy hats and peed in pants

is what u wear to shop for plants



you'll fit in fine

in front of me in line



uhh excuse me miss can you help me find...



(lo seeento no habla englais)



what no i just need uhh i need help



(uno momento sinyor)



ahh forget it



never go to the rest room 

you will really regret it 

stay away from the wall mart bathroom

you will never forget it



there's a man in hight heeled clown shoes

touchin himself on his 

that part

he's lickin his lips and he's eatin some chips

and he wants to make out in the wall mart



how come nasty wierdo freaks seem to think wall mart is a gay bar?



u smell like cherieos and you weigh 800 lbs

(yeah you kno who u r!)

using one of those ellectric carts to get around

(c'mon man!)

i kno a real neat place you can spend all day just tootin around

(hay ever heard of feet!)

then you can clog the line 

and then moan and whine about the price

at the wall mart



it's really someting all the crazp that you'll see at a wall mart



it's the latest, it's the greatest

crazy wierd freaks at a wall mart



attention wall mart shopper

today's special is a cowbell



uhh waaaaaw

feel the funk y'all

do da da da

wall mart

do do da waoooww

j bigga

feel the funk y'all

j bigga

wall mart