Some fellows see their love in a rippling stream
I saw the girl that I can't forget
On the cover of a police gazette
If I could find her, life would be peaches and cream

Oh, my search will never cease for the girl on the police gazette
For the pretty young brunette
On the pink police gazette

And above my mantlepiece there's a page of the police gazette
With the pretty young brunette
On the pink police gazette

I love to stop
At my fav'rite barber shop
Just to take another look at
The girl I haven't met
Yet

And my longing will increase for the girl on the police gazette
For the pretty young brunette
On the pink police gazette