A dolly with a curl
An aeroplane
An electric train
And a teddy bear for my girl
A kitty for my pretty
A castle for my love
Gee!
What do I see?
Brother, if that's a drum
That's for me

I'm drum crazy, yes
I'm drum crazy, yes
I'm plumb crazy for drums

I've got drumsticks full of hot licks and a roll
Loaded with soul
Under control

First, soft violins
Then, sweet saxophones
Then, blue clarinets croon

When it's my turn I turn into a loon
When the drum takes the melody
When the drum carries the tune