Dearly beloved 

We are gathered here today 

2 get through this thing called life 



Electric word life 

It means forever and that's a mighty long time 

But I'm here 2 tell you 

There's something else 

The afterworld 



A world of never ending happiness 

U can always see the sun, day or night 



So when you call up that shrink in Beverly Hills 

U know the one - Dr Everything'll Be Alright 

Instead of asking him how much of your time is left 

Ask him how much of your mind, baby 



'Cuz in this life 

Things are much harder than in the afterworld 

In this life 

You're on your own 



And if de-elevator tries 2 bring you down 

Go crazy - punch a higher floor 



If you don't like the world you're living in 

Take a look around you 

At least you got friends 



U see I called my old lady 

4 a friendly word 

She picked up the phone 

Dropped it on the floor 

(Sex, sex) is all I heard 



Are we gonna let de-elevator 

Bring us down 

Oh, no Let's Go! 



Let's go crazy 

Let's get nuts 

Let's look 4 the purple banana 

'Til they put us in the truck, let's go! 



We're all excited 

But we don't know why 

Maybe it's cuz 

We're all gonna die 



And when we do (When we do) 

What's it all 4 (What's it all 4) 

U better live now 

Before the grim reaper come knocking on your door 



Tell me, are we gonna let de-elevator bring us down 

Oh, no let's go! 



Let's go crazy 

Let's get nuts 

Look 4 the purple banana 

'Til they put us in the truck, let's go! 



C'mon baby 

Let's get nuts 

Yeah 

Crazy 



Let's go crazy 



Are we gonna let de-elevator bring us down 

Oh, no let's go! 

Go crazy 



I said let's go crazy (Go crazy) 

Let's go, let's go 

Go 

Let's go 



Dr. Everything'll be alright 

Will make everything go wrong 

Pills and thrills and dafodills will kill 

Hang tough children 



He's coming 

He's coming 

Coming 



Take me away!