I eat boys like you for breakfast 
Where's my salt and peper now?
Oregano, basil and thyme 
And my Tapatio 

I eat boys like you for breakfast 
You've got a striking physique
Don't underestimate the hunter
Shall we play hide and seek?

You came to my island
You stepped on my lawn
You pissed off the dog too
You won't last 'til dawn

You insulted my mother
Caught you groping my sister
You crapped on my father 
Say your last prayers, mister

I eat boys like you for breakfast 
Where's my knife and fork now?
Onions, tomeitos, tomatoes 
Poteitos potatoes

The rabbit was bragging 
Of how fast he could run
Made a fool of the turtle 
Chilling in the sun 

The race was on 
And the rabbit thought he won
So he fell asleep 
Now hear him weep 

It's your chance to repent 
For all the days you spent 
Playing king of the hill

It's an easy match 
But there is just one catch
By now you should know the drill 

I eat boys like you for breakfast 
Where's my salt and peper now?
Onions, tomeitos, tomatoes 
Poteitos potatoes

I eat boys like you for breakfast 
Sir, you've got a striking physique 
Don't underestimate the hunter
Let's play hide and seek

I eat boys like you for breakfast