[Violent J]

What is a juggalo?

Let me think for a second

Oh, he gets butt-naked

And then he walks through the streets

Winking at the freaks

With a two-liter stuck in his butt-cheeks



[Shaggy 2 Dope]

What is a juggalo?

He just don't care

He might try to put a weave

In his nut hair

Cuz he could give a fuck less

What a bitch thinks

He tell her that her butt stinks

And all that



[Violent J]

What is a juggalo?

He drinks like a fish

And then he starts huggin people

Like a drunk bitch

Next thing, he's pickin fights

With his best friends

Then he starts with the huggin again

Fuck!



[Shaggy 2 Dope]

What is a juggalo?

A fucking lunatic

Somebody with a rope tied to his dick

Then he jumps out a ten-story window

Oh!



[Chorus (2x)]

What is a juggalo?

A juggalo

That's what it is

Well, fuck, if I know

What is a juggalo?

I don't know

But I'm down with the clown

And I'm down for life, yo



Southwest? (we juggalos)

Down river? (we juggalos)

Jefferson? (we juggalos)

Fuckin everybody (we juggalos)

I'm that juggalugga locoroni

Get the fuck up

Get the fuck the out of here



[Violent J]

What is a juggalo?

A dead body

Well, he ain't really dead, but he ain't like

Anybody that you've ever met before

He'll eat monopoly and shit out connect four



[Shaggy 2 Dope]

What is a jug..?

What the fuck? Connect four?

Man that shit is whack



[Violent J]

Don't worry about my shit

Just rap motherfucker



What is a juggalo?

He ain't a bitchboy

He'll walk through the hills

And beat down a rich boy

Walks right in the house

When you're having supper

And dip his nuts in your soup, gloop!



[Violent J]

What is a juggalo?

Well, he ain't a phoney

He'll walk up and bust a nut in your macaroni

And watch you sit there

And finish up the last bit

Cuz your a stupid ass dump fuckin idiot



[Shaggy 2 Dope]

What is a juggalo?

He's a graduate

He graduated from....well

At least, he got a job

He's not a dump puts

He works for himself scratching his nuts



[Violent J]

What is a juggalo?

A Hulkamaniac

He powerbombs motherfuckers into thumbtacks

People like him till

They find out he's unstable

He Sabu'd your momma through a coffee table



[Chorus (1x)]



I'm that juggalugga locoroni

Get the fuck up

Get the fuck the out of here

I'm that juggalugga locoroni

I figured you wouldn't understand



[Chorus (2x)]



Detroit? (we juggalos)

Cleveland? (we juggalos)

St. Louis? (we juggalos)

Everybody? (we juggalos) [3x]

Fuckin everybody? (we juggalos)

Everybody? (we juggalos)

What is a juggalo?