Has the jury reached a verdict?

Yes, your Honor.

We the jury find the defendant guilty on all counts.



The bailiff came at me with a pair of cuffs in his hand

He was taking me to jail, but that wasn't my plan

I broke the arm off my chair, stabbed him hard as I can

He got the bone

HE GOT THE BONE!



I jumped over the others and kicked the door down with my feet

Ran down the steps and headed right into the street

Waved down a car, the driver stopped and looked at me

He got the bone

HE GOT THE BONE!



I hit the gas and I'm swerving in and out of my lane

Coppers on my tail, I'm driving like I'm insane

Old man in the street crossing slowly with his cane

He got the bone

HE GOT THE BONE!



Smash into a post, I jumped out of my car

Hopped over a wall, running through someone's yard

Ran into a house, the father tried to be hard

He got the bone

HE GOT THE BONE!



Why do they fuck with me

When I'm having fun?

They get the bone

Why do they fuck with me

When I'm on the run

They get the bone

Why do they fuck with me

Cause I ain't the one?

They get the bo-o-o-o-one



I busted out through the front doors and I booked down the block

The neighbors joined the chase, someone's shooting a glock

The mailman tried to stop me, but I picked up a rock

He got the bone

HE GOT THE BONE!



Police screech around the corners with they red and blue lights

I threw some fucking nerdy off his ten-speed bike

But the kid was an athlete and he wanted to fight

He got the bone

HE GOT THE BONE!



I ran into a rest'raunt, busted into the kitchen

Workers on my ass, and the cooks they was bitchin

A hero blocked the door, I grabbed a knife, did I mention

He got the bone?

HE GOT THE BONE!



Out into the alley, took the stairs up to the roof

Chopper busting shots at me and I ain't bullet proof

I threw a rock up at the gunman, and blew out his tooth

He got the bone

HE GOT THE BONE!



Why do they fuck with me

When I'm having fun?

They get the bone

Why do they fuck with me

When I'm on the run

They get the bone

Why do they fuck with me

Cause I ain't the one?

They get the boooooone



Cut through the parking lot I ran up into the mall

Pigs, people, cars, cooks, choppers and all

Throwing shoppers off the escalator, watching them fall

They got the bone

THEY GOT THE BONE!



Absolute pandemonium all over the place

Everybody dropped they shopping bags and joined in the chase

Rent-a-cop tried to tackle me, got kicked in the face

He got the bone

HE GOT THE BONE!



Stole his fucking golf cart and bust through the glass

Side-swipe the manikin and cut across the grass

Some fucking kid ordered me to stop, I plowed his ass

He got the bone

HE GOT THE BONE!



Police shot the tires out, my ride is a joke

I'm surrounded by an army, quickly losing all hope

I threw my ninja poof ball, disappeared into the smoke

They got the bone

THEY GOT THE BONE!



Why do they fuck with me

When I'm having fun?

They get the bone

Why do they fuck with me

When I'm on the run

They get the bone

Why do they fuck with me

Cause I ain't the one?

They get the boooooone



[Girl scout]

Hello, mister!

I hope you weren't sleeping?

Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies



[Deep-voiced man]

Oh. Cookies, huh?

That sounds really good right about now.

What kind do you got?



[Girl scout]

Oh my gosh! You sound really scary!

Why do you sound like that?



[Deep-voiced man]

What do you mean, sweetie?

Do you have any s'mores(not sure about this word)?

Or just them Thin Mints?



[Girl scout]

M-m-maybe I should go?

You sound really weird and I'm scared!



[Deep-voiced man]

Wait! What about them Tag-Alongs?

Can I at least get a box of them bad boys?

Shit. What the fuck you wake me up for, then, bitch?

Man!