Icp

Icp - Ninja songtekst

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What the hell's a ninja?

(ninja's posess a superior skills of ninjitsu, mu'afucka')

It is a branch os a Japanese samurai, a very old organization

Its origins are hundreds of years old, much of its history is being lost

not many ninja's exist today, yet they all have indomitable fighting skills 

as a part of ninjitsu

(ninja's of the indomitable fighting skills, of a ninja, a ninjer, a 

mutha'fuckin' ninja)

no matter what weapons you use, a ninja will never die!



Damn I wish I could be a Shokon Samurai

so I could swing a sword and make necks fly

I'd go to school and ninja-crawl through tha halls

n' then I'd jump out n' stab bitches in the balls

cuz I remember these kids from tha playground

everybody'd hang around, we were all down

but then we grew up, n' everybody turned away

n' now they dissin' me, yellin', "fuck Nerdy-J"

I sit n' think at how it changed as I got olda'

as I think I draw a ninja on my folda', Ugh

what I would do if I only had a ninja sword

you'd see blood start flingin' on tha chalkboard

I'd tell tha whole class, "nobody move a jiggle,

first one that do I'll make yer fuckin' neck wiggle."

everyone wold start jockin', tha news would take my picta'

DAMN I wish I could be a ninja



[chorus]

Damn I wish I could be a ninja, ninja [X3]

Damn It'd feel good ta see people applaudin' [all X2]



After I was done killin' all tha yuppie fucks

all tha poor kids would come n' swing from my nuts

and I would walk home feelin' like a Samurai

I'd walk in tha house, and see my momma cry

I's ask why, she'd point to my drunkin' pops

he tried ta hit her again, but that shit STOPS

I kick him in his throat, you hear his neck break

I throw a roundhose and knock his beard off his face

I tell him, "Dad, now look at all your broken glass,

why don'tcha pick it all-up n' stick it in yer ass."

I watch him do it, "Now hurry up ya take fo'eva'."

when he was done I'd squeeze his butt-cheeks togetha'

"Now get tha FUCK out my house, neva' come back!"

I throw a chinese star, stick him in his ass-crack (Ahhhh)

I turn to my mudda, "I'm sorry that he hit'cha!"

DAMN I wish I could be a ninja 



[repeat chorus]



If I could be a ninja, my daddy'd be dead, but

I still gotta go ta work, n' pay tha rent

I flip frenchfries for $2.25

Mr. Donny works here he's fuckin' 45

but he'd think he "da' shit" cuz he's da' boss

I guess he don't know that his life is a loss

I walk in....about 5 minutes late...

cuz I was tryin' ta clean tha blood off my ninja blade

so, Mr. Donny wanna try n' get up in my face

screamin' at me, sweatin' ova' this place

mad cuz I'm late, he's no betta' than me

just another bitch workin' for next ta' free

I thought him out, takin' money, just steal

n' cuttin' up his body, n' fry him on tha grill

but he's too fuckin' wack, n' I could kill dis bitch

n' I don't even need ta be a ninja



[repeat chorus X7]



Yeah, Yeah I'm a ninja, Yeah

FUCK that, I'm a Wicked Klown BITCH, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha


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