My sisters passed out - outside my door
 My niece got her hash from the boy down the street,
 who's inbred too.  He has webbed feet

 Dinner time is our happy time
 it's when we all get together and just un-wind
 My mom, on top my dad, on top my bro, on top my niece
 It's all just one big inbred feast...

 Cuz I'm an inbred mother fucker...

 I wasn't always like this, I really think so
 'til uncle john corrupted me
 and taught me to blow
 I was never allowed
 to spend the night away from my sister
 If you can't beat 'em,
 then join 'em
 so I decided to kiss her
 Her hand on top my leg, on top her chest, on top my thigh
 Blood is blood,
 even if it is your sister's cherry pie

 Life's been different since I've gone inbred
 My brother and my sister now sleep in the same bed
 We all run around...naked...hanging free
 Grandpa even lent me a pair of his false teeth
 So don't run from this idea,
 it might suit you
 If you really love your family
 You'll be inbred too