It happed Friday night. Local Police found two cars parked in a darkened cemetery.

The Police also searched the car and found bottles of Beer, and Vodka.

And the more damning evidence,

Liquid Anabolic Steroids, along with seventeen hypodermic needles.

A 49 year old man went Berserk last night, armed with a twelve-gouge shotgun.

His face, bruised and bloodied, cried for Police brutality.

But as the investigation continued...

Officials say,

The Police did nothing wrong.

(Did nothing wrong) [x3]