I remember taking you down to Uncle Lee's

Too Sick of Steakumms and I need Chinese

I pulled out the gristle and I ate the fat

Choked on the fur it must be a cat



That wasn't chicken

That wasn't chicken 

That wasn't chicken

It must be a cat



Now I'm sucking down the pork lo mein

It tastes like worms but I can't complain

I started throwing up the fried wonton

One more eggroll and I'm really gone