C
Had a love affair with nina
       G
In the back of my cortina
   F                  G
it could'nt be more obscena
       C
than a ..... ..... hyina
    EM
she took me to the cleaners
    AM
and other misdemeanours
      EM
but i got right up between her
    G
and .... .... her ribeana

   EM
so you ask joice and vicky
AM
whose their favourite bricky
   EM
my given name is dickie, i come from Billericy
       D          G
and im doin, very well