You're not having this, and I'm not having that

I'm not a reasonable man, I've come for it back

Let 'em all in, don't you know that I love a crowd

But I wont get the jokes, cos the laughter's too loud



I never was slight, or silent with you

For one hour of delight, in the gathering gloom

I've no reservations, I've got no room

For these souvenirs, to bring for you



Solo - Instrumental



Let 'em all in, don't you know that I love a crowd

But they wont get the jokes, cos the laughter's too loud



And I'm not the man you think I am at all

I was learning to walk, and starting to crawl

I've no reservations, I've got no room

For these souvenirs, to bring back to you



And you're not having this, and I'm not having that