His Dudeness, or Duder or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.

Duke of Earl, boozing Girls
Have you seen her? Who's that girl?
Me and you, let's cruise the world.
On a boat, on the way to Japan.
Don't be scared, just take my hand
On a mission, girl just listen.
Take your time, it's your decision.
In the meantime, I'm gonna grab me a pop
Should Hyper Crush get a Grammy or not?
Fuck it; let's say it from the tops.
Listen girl put your hand on my (what?)
(Nah nah I'm just joking, jk jk.)
Pump this music, drunk and stupid.
Sean with Hadouken, fucking loopy.
Got you bouncin' back and forth.
Yeah, put your hands on the floor
Duke of Earl, I'm the dude with girls
(No you're not) Yes I am.
I got girls from here to Japan
One day, I met a girl on MySpace
I told her to come over to my place
Pony Boy's locking it down
The place is mine, and my mom's out of town
My mom's yeah, she's outta town.

Who the fuck is Hyper Crush?
Who the fuck is Hyper Crush?