Standing alone and she's so sick of waiting

Her hair has gone flat and her makeup is fading

It's cool cuz I brought her some flowers

She knows that I'll kiss her for hours



Jump in the car, hit the gears and we floor it

Run out of gas as we cruise 'round the corner

I know we didn't get far

But we still look cool in my car



Chorus:

Things go wrong when you're next to me

You're, you're my favourite tragedy



Blindfold her and take her down to the water

A romantic night on a boat on the water

What in the hell was I'm thinking

There's a hole in my boat and we're sinking

But she knows that I'll save her from drowning



(repeat chorus)