I saw you as soon as you entered the door

I knew I was right not to leave before

From this stupid masquerade party we're at -

Yeah yeah yeah



I came here dressed like Audrey Horne and

You came here dressed like Salieri

Well Amadeus is making out with Joey Ramone



Don't think we've met!

Only in my dreams ev'ry night

Well nice to meet you

I won't let you out of my sight

Oh no that's wrong

Then how could it feel so right

You don't know it yet but it's the best night of your life

Aaaa



I hear your voice, boy it's dark as the devil's

Why are you standing there talking to Pebbles?

And I've got a penguin checking me out

Yeah, yeah yeah



You've got the sad eyes of a poet

I know all of that is bullshit

I've seen that you got a carpenters hands



I've got to go!

Don't act older than you are

But I've got work

Get working and go to the bar

I've got a girlfriend

She doesn't have to know where you are

You don't know it yet, but it's the best night of your life

Aaaa